I’m a dick
I’m a fuckin Dick.
In my High School they had signs that said what is popular is not always right and what is right is not always popular. I live by this because it is unpopular. All Right.
I like bands that arent popular, you wouldnt know any of them. Not that i didnt ever like bands that are popular because i did, but they changed after everyone started to listen to them. So i stopped liking them. Most of the bands that you like i think are lame. Just so you know, i had their tshirts before you even heard of them.
I am really smart i dont even have to study, people that study and read are idoits, unlike me. I know everything because i went to a really good kindergarten, where they taught particle physics and stuff you couldnt understand and it was in germany where kindergarten was invented.
My god is closer to me than your god is to you. I am more psychic, have a higher level of Attunment because i am special. I take better care of myself. I wash my hair three times a day.
I have been to more places than you, i drank tea with the Dalai Lama in the PRC. Yeah you probably dont even know what the PRC is, yeah figures. I have even been to Canada, four major cities mind you in that country to the north. Yeah how can you compete with that.
I am so cool i only use the word rad, which is short for radical, while you are limited in your awe, for awesome!
If anyone doesnt like what i just wrote its because you are trying to be unpopular like me since that is what makes me popular. Like the Science Magazine.
- The Western Kid