The Balanced News

I love this song, i just wish it wasn’t seasonal.

My life is no folgers commercial, I am totallly fucked up.

I wake up this morning, and my first thought is that i should hang myself.  It took ten min or so for me to realize the strength of that thought, how abnormal this is and now i feel like i am going to throw up.  Seriously going to vomit.  I almost want to cry but crying is for pussies.

Happy friday.  At least it is nice outside, nice cool wind off the lake.  My favorite.

Fall is here

snuggle

little baby boy, 9lbs born at 8:07 this morning
10 fingers
10 toes
and a little nose

Joe before Grandma Hildebrandts burping lesson, come on joe lay into the kid for a burp.

The nurse checking on the little guys head, he might need a trim

snug as a bug in a rug


Jenny unable to take her eyes off the baby for more than a moment.  Jill stretching the kids ears, while lindsay sits by envious.

like a little goldfish

Buckeye

Grandma teachin joe how to burp the baby

joe getting comfortable for the long stay

yeah more joe, baby sleeping and jenni didnt feel up for photos, so we have jen tellling baby stories

Natuba

http://natuba.com/jamesspada/

Grandcentral- super rad

Update: Natuba Changed their perspective not worthwhile for me since i have an N95 not an Iphone

i got invites if anyone wants one.

mash - Yahoo new gimick social site, its funny, you can make everyone you know a page and then tell them about it if they want, could be great for the lazy friends.

natuba- actually pretty sweet, has all your rss feeds hook up to one place, flickr, myspace, blogger, photobucket.  Ability to edit page is very simple.  no html needed to edit page, done very well, simple

GrandCentral - Sweet, gets you a phone number for all your phones.  If you live in the eighties and have a house phone like me it works well with your mobile also.

pownce - flash colaboration instant messanger, thing

Bubbletop - like widsets except instead of mobile program it is a webpage.

Spock - this has potential, not sure what it does yet.
yumondo - map based social, event, place - nice

moola- play games, watch advertisments, win big

grooveshark - not as smart as pandora, however more socially interactive, and storage of your songs online.

stixy - family friends work together
8apps - work together apps

joost - tv.
babelgum - tv

openpeople - social network
wallop - social network, everyone lives in a little circle.

i think my cat has cat leukemia and that he might die by the end of the week.  He hasnt been eating or drinking.  If you want to come visit before he dies, he is living in this basket in my dinning room.

This was inspired by the Movie Running with Scissors, its a joke, no cat was harmed in the production of this animation.
Augusten Burroughs: “According to Hope, Freud died of kitty leukemia. According to me, Freud died of being trapped in a laundry basket for four days without food or water.”

I definitely dont recommend this movie, since you most likely will not like it, but i definitely think you should see it, even if you can only make it through the first half.

Orange juice, overflow, yeah on floor, under fridge.
Step 1
Clean up

Integrated marketing, Method is paying me for this stuff.
Folgers, no money, no label.  Tropicana, wanted to get into it, but they didnt like the idea that their product caused the mess.  I tried to explain to them that i was in all actuality the inability to use their product as directed, but they still declined to endorse.

Step 2
Dry and put back together

This is my proof that gifs are better than video, cause this format is bearable.